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Don’t worry America, your political, spiritual, and material leaders took time out of their busy day to show you the proper way to work and play:

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Take it away boys:

Let’s Move!

If you’re going to run, just make sure you check check a couple of things out first:

If it’s raining, remember your umbrella:

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Make sure you wear the right shoes:

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And leave the dog at home, although they like to run too, they can be too frisky:

Screenshot Studio capture #1793In Amerika, dog walks man.

And above all don’t forget to stay hydrated.

Screenshot Studio capture #1796…by any means necessary

Just be sure to read the nutrition label on your water bottle before you drink it, in case the evil Big Beverage companies have tried to sneak in some added sugars to make you fat.

mo nutrition labels

That is all. You are now free to go about thanking your betters for looking out for your well-being every minute of every day. (Unfortunately you are no longer free to keep your plan if you like your plan; sorry,that’s known as “collateral damage” in politics.)

 

See Jane Run

Which Dick do you suppose will be run next?

mo joe hill(More on this tomorrow – that’s known as a “teaser” in the film industry)

NOTE: I’ve been nominated for an Oscar by Gerard!

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 

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