This was the best email I have received to date. My nephew Alan should love this.
"All indications are that America and the world is so screwed up, a catastrophic, or even cataclysmic event is about to occur that may end the world as we know it. Potential WW3 in Syria, 2 North Korea satellite nukes waiting to end America's future…"
"THE STANDOFF IS NOW OVER! Three protestors laid down their guns and surrendered but a 4th held out, at one point, reportedly held a gun to his head, but later surrendered. The standoff is now over!"