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If Obama had a son, he’d be just like Mike Sam. But he wouldn’t play football.

There were 256 players selected in the 2014 NFL Draft. Michael Sam, the only openly gay among them, was selected by the Rams (no off-color jokes, please) on the 249th pick – that’s seventh from last in case you still haven’t mastered your Common Core number pairs. Yet he was the only newly drafted NFL player to be singled out by the President of the United States:

“The President congratulates Michael Sam, the Rams and the NFL for taking an important step forward today in our Nation’s journey. From the playing field to the corporate boardroom, LGBT Americans prove everyday that you should be judged by what you do and not who you are,” a White House official emailed to ABC News.

Michael is a great looking guy, and I’m not just saying that because he’s gay, butt I don’t think that’s why Big Guy gave him the high fives. I think it’s because he’s so good looking that he reminds BO of himself, in fact, if Big Guy had a son, he’d look just like Michael Sam!

sam camissono hoodies

That’s Michael in the hoodie on the left. That’s Vito Cammisano (you can call him “Cammie”) with him, his boyfriend of two months. They were both really excited about Michael’s pick, as you can see:

article-2625377-1DBC9E0E00000578-839_634x658Michael and Cammie share some victory cake and kissy face

Besides Michael reminding him of the son he doesn’t have, it also reminded BO that he could have been a professional gay football player model too;


if it had all been just about making a lot of money, instead of fundamentally transforming Amerika.


Although last January BO told David Remnick that he wouldn’t let his son – if he had one - play football:

Reports of multiple concussions and retired players with early-onset dementia had been in the news all year, and so, before I left, I asked if he didn’t feel at all ambivalent about following the sport. He didn’t.

“I would not let my son play pro football,” he conceded.

And while you might perceive that comment – made while watching a Miami Dolphins–Carolina Panthers game – to be a tad hypocritical, let BO set you straight:

“At this point, there’s a little bit of caveat emptor,” he went on. “These guys, they know what they’re doing. They know what they’re buying into. It is no longer a secret.

So, got that little people? Caveat emptor! And he said it without a hint of irony or TOTUS!

obama-with-sheepIs it just me, or do those sheep look nervous?

Despite the fact that if people had actually paid attention to his admonition and conducted proper due diligence, he never would have been elected in the first place. Wow! That’s a professional wordsmith at work right there.

And had people followed his advice, he would have been freed him up to spike the ball and follow his bliss in some other field of endeavor; someplace where the consequences of taking a risk on an amateur wouldn’t have been as risky.


I’m thinking advertising, he has that suave Jon Hamm Mad Men look about him:


Both coming and going.

bo air force one coming and going

So, another barrier to equality has come down. You may recall, Lady M was the first to acknowledge this historic event when she Tweeted last February:

"You're an inspiration to all of us, @MikeSamFootball. We couldn't be prouder of your courage both on and off the field. -mo." 

Remember, the signature "mo" signifies Lady M cared enough to send the message herself, as opposed to the other 99% that are sent by the staff of OFA.

Maybe MO can talk to her BFF Anna Wintour and have a fantasy football spread included in a future issue of Vogue. I’ve got a few ideas if it’s a go…


Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 

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Tags: football, gay, michael, obama, sam


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Comment by robert cosenza on June 6, 2014 at 6:59pm

if ovomit/satan the ineligible treasonous war crimes racist muslum brotherhood traitor had a son,it could,nt be conceived by ovomit probably moocchiee and the ice cream men

Comment by Elba M. Saravia on May 15, 2014 at 3:37am

If fraudbama had a son. he'll introduce him to the delight of the Chicago bathhouses.

Comment by Paul Wade on May 14, 2014 at 8:06pm

Oops, I reversed that. I meant boardroom instead of bedroom.

Comment by Paul Wade on May 14, 2014 at 7:20pm

I believe you misspelled it as bedroom instead of  boardroom.

Comment by Sharon Ostwinch on May 14, 2014 at 4:22pm

It is all very sad  being gay is ok   to pray is not.  That is beyond sad.

Comment by Marlene on May 14, 2014 at 3:16pm


Dare I say that the only foul language I've used here is to quote your comments.    Neither have I 'spewed' or

'vented' any 'potty mouth'.  So, if you have a problem with anyone who has, be sure and take it up with them rather than with me.


Vile Hatred is not within my wheelhouse.  Hatred is not within my vocabulary. 

Comment by george gabriel on May 14, 2014 at 2:48pm

Obumbas son a gay gangbangin dope peddler, dressed in an orange jumpsuit!

Comment by Gary Meredith on May 14, 2014 at 2:25pm

Marlene, get out of the liberal cesspool--if you want to hear gutter language in a public forum go to a gay pride parade.  We can be intelligent and civil and victorious without descending to the left's foul level.  As bad, as downright evil as the left has become, it is not a winning argument for our side to say "You're crap" as though they couldn't just substitute our words in their own screeds and use them against us.  No, leave the playground potty mouth to the leftists who have no other arguments.  How about we stick with the devastating facts, which the other side can't produce. Writing with vile hatred is something any child can do, but it buries the fact that we have all the arguments.  If you want to vent & spew toilet humor, how about somewhere less public?  Let's persuade with some dignity, ala Washington, Lincoln, Reagan.  Not a sermon, just a thought.

Comment by Phil McConathy on May 14, 2014 at 1:53pm

I fear for the survival of America after the transformation this corrupt administration in the next 2 + years. This in your face craziness must stop. Where is the moral compass of America?

Comment by Marlene on May 14, 2014 at 1:50pm

The Tea Party movement is just fine.  It is the bowel movement s*itting up our white house that is "subjuvenile, classless, tasteless idiocy.  And an embarassment to our entire country."

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