François Hollande: If he will lie to his wife/squeeze, he will also lie...

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings"
Lewis Carroll


Politics, politicians and little people: always a messy affair. Poor Valerie, she, of all people, should have known better. In case you somehow missed this international news-cycle squirrel, it seems French President François Hollande has been, how shall I put this – carrying on with a woman other than the one he has been shacking up with for the past few years.

That’s correct; François has been having an affair - while having an affair with Valarie Trierweiler. As I understand French custom, since Val’s been François’ main girl-friend since 2005 she was deemed the First Lady of France when Francois was elected. Or at least “First Girlfriend,” so you can see how this new squeeze (actress Julie Gayet) could throw a monkey wrench into her gig. I will note here that it is a tradition for French president to carry on illicit affairs, butt in the past they’ve all been married so their “scandals” did not threaten either the Republic or the First Lady.

valerie treirweiler5 Valerie, the “fragile” French First Lady-Friend, for now

Valarie, however, is not one of those stoic political ‘wives.” She had the vapors when she found out about the affair and has checked into a (private) hospital for a bad case of the “blues.” where she will apparently be spending the next few weeks.

Valarie, Valarie, Valarie. You are going about this all wrong. You should have phoned your BFF, Lady M.

val mo help

American First Ladies have a lot of experience in this vein:


And as you know, she shares your disdain for your predecessor:


MO could have given you some much needed advice on what to do when your President strays off the ranch. There are much, much, better options than the nervous hospital. Maui, for example!


Take a few weeks with the girlfriends, walk the beach, dine in the finest restaurants, enjoy a few spa “treatments” (after all hon, 48 is starting to push the envelope - even if you are/were a fox), perhaps enjoy a drink or two to drown your sorrows: Mai Tai’s, Lemon Drops (Ha! that’s a good one!) or just a few good old Stoli’s straight up.

mo tumbler of vodkaBring it!

Yes, gal-pal Michelle could have helped out a lot. This First Lady stuff is no place for sissies, or amateurs.

And I really hate to bring this up, butt as I hinted at in the beginning, Valerie really shouldn’t have been blindsided by any of this. As the loyal opposition liked to say during the Clinton years: “if he cheated on his wife what makes you think he won’t cheat on you?” One of the truest of life’s aphorisms: “if they will lie to you, they’ll lie to anyone.” Why does everyone always disregard that inconvenient fact?

benghazi liarsBecause everyone lies about…

Val, of all people, should not have been surprised. When she first hooked up with François, he was living with his, uh, “partner” of 30 years and the mother of his four children, Ségolène.... Oh, and BTW, Valerie was also married at the time to Denis Trierweiler, her second husband and father of their trois enfants.

treirweilers The Treirweilers, in happier times. Well ok, younger times.

I must say though, it makes me wonder what was she thinking: I mean, most people trade up.

hollandeHenry Kissinger must have been right: power is the ultimate aphrodisiac

So what have we learned today boys and girls? To summarize: power corrupts, liars lie, cheaters cheat and absolute power corrupts, lies and cheats. And “that’s a fact Jack,” for both cabbages and kings.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 

Views: 811

Tags: François, Gayet, Hollande, Julie, Trierweiler, Valarie, clinton


You need to be a member of Patriot Action Network to add comments!

Join Patriot Action Network

Comment by Jeff Noncent on January 15, 2014 at 10:15am

well the president and his administration lie about everything nothing new here

Comment by Elba M. Saravia on January 15, 2014 at 4:44am

The Frauscumbamas are truly wicked LOOTERS.

Comment by Ronald Robert Sorrells on January 14, 2014 at 6:45pm
We have lost our appreciation of "Truth"! As a matter of fact, " People of NO Faith" asserts that "THERE IS NO ABSOLUTE TRUTH" ! They say that, "TRUTH IS MERELY ONE'S PERCEPTION OF AN EVENT". Therefore, "You have your TRUTH and I have mine"!

WE HAVE A MUCH LARGER PROBLEM OF "Deceiptfulness" than Adultery. Because, we have a SOCIETY THAT BELIEVES THAT "The Liar & Deceiver" that Manipulate other date highly prized .

Semper Fi,
Comment by Marlene on January 14, 2014 at 5:05pm

A lawyer committing perjury during court is a felony.  Bye bye to the license to practice law.

Comment by Joseph A.Vargas on January 14, 2014 at 4:48pm

Slick Willey is a liar, a whore-monger, a rapist and committed perjury during a Grand Jury, and the women of the democratic party still throw their panties his way!  By the who, did anybody take a look at Moochelle?  Woof!!!

Comment by Marlene on January 14, 2014 at 3:17pm


I will share my opinion on the clintstones, made way back when it was relevant.


What does it matter if he humps every bimbo from DC to Arkansas and back again?  It isn't and never was about humping bimbos.  It was and IS about lying to Congress and the United States people.  Lying to Congress is a CRIME.  A SITTING PRESIDENT COMMITTED A FELONY BY LYING TO CONGRESS and idiots from border to border to border to border allowed their little pea brains to be deflected to the ridiculous.


The libs successfully deflected attention from the real issue by refocusing the low information voters' attention to the ridiculous.


Now, I realize that I am only 1 opinion, but that is the 'legal' issue involved.


Humping bimbos may be tasteless, but it's not a crime unless harassment is involved.


Lying to Congress, especially a sitting President, is MOST DEFINITELY A CRIME.

Comment by Marc Jeric on January 14, 2014 at 3:09pm

Well - we must be understanding; after all the man is a socialist and therefore must be forgiven - like we forgave that impeached disbarred felon Bill Clinton in spite of his serial affairs with every skirt passing by.

Comment by Debrajoe Smith-Beatty on January 14, 2014 at 2:06pm

Don't take advise from Michelle bubble butt Obama

Comment by Marlene on January 14, 2014 at 1:49pm


Sounds like you have integrity.  I think a lot of the sexual infidelity of youth could be looking for the right person, but at some point a person usually matures and becomes a person of their core values.  As an old family lawyer explained it about 35 years ago.  The guy is sitting at his desk when a 'skirt' walks by.  The guy with morals enjoys the view and goes back to work.  The  guy without them gets up and follows it down the street.

Comment by Todd D. Little on January 14, 2014 at 1:38pm
Once a liar always a liar. I would like to profess, that I am an honest man. There are times I tell the truth, but dont tell the whole truth. People want straight up honesty, and sometimes omitting the whole truth saves time, and heartache. Its like this, say you have a friend, you and this friend have been good buddies for 30 years. Do you tell him/her the whole reason SS to why you cannot be friends anymore? I told mine, I cannot be friends anymore because he started dating my sister. Which is the truth. But I didn't tell him the whole truth. I needed to get away from the lifestyle he was living. It is not my place to tell a person how to think or live. Get my drift?

Latest Activity

Marlene commented on Eric Odom's blog post The Part of Obama's Immigration Speech that Media is Ignoring... And it's Dangerous
2 minutes ago
Larry Brown commented on Eric Odom's blog post Why You Should Care and Keep an Eye on What's Happening in Ferguson, MO
"Communities across the nation like Ferguson, whose populations are predominantly Black and that…"
3 minutes ago
Bill Hallbert posted a blog post

The Executive Insanity Clause

The Obama fiasco is educational with regard to how our governing system deals with a president…See More
3 minutes ago
Eileen Barayasarra commented on Eric Odom's blog post Why You Should Care and Keep an Eye on What's Happening in Ferguson, MO
17 minutes ago
Sera Wilson commented on Eric Odom's blog post Why You Should Care and Keep an Eye on What's Happening in Ferguson, MO
"@Constance, we all feel that way at times... But that's way we have to lean on each other when…"
21 minutes ago
Constance Hingert commented on Eric Odom's blog post Why You Should Care and Keep an Eye on What's Happening in Ferguson, MO
"Sera Wilson, you are so right, we are rolling from one misery into another and I sometimes feel…"
24 minutes ago
Bob B commented on Bob B's group The RINO Watch Corner
26 minutes ago
Sera Wilson commented on Eric Odom's blog post Why You Should Care and Keep an Eye on What's Happening in Ferguson, MO
"@Constance Hingert... That is the point run the American public in circles until they are exhausted…"
33 minutes ago



© 2014   Created by Grassfire Nation.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service