Standing against big government and for the people!
Dateline April 1, 2012 by Roger O’Daniel
This information came to me from several sources. I share it as I received it.
A person claiming to be Eric Holder leaked to the Washington Post that he plans to give President Obama his letter of resignation on Monday morning, effective immediately. He recommends that his deputy take his place temporarily until a more permanent placement can be found. According to the chair of the Congressional Committee investigating the “Fast and Furious” scandal, an agreement that amounted to a plea bargain was reached and coordinated with the President’s Press Secretary. The issue reached a tipping point when the Congressional committee received the leaked documents from an anonymous employee of the Department of Justice.
The negotiation details remain unclear, but a few topics surfaced that could not be verified. Mr. Holder faced three counts of Contempt of Congress, five counts of Perjury, and a petition for disbarment from at least three bar associations, including the U.S. Supreme Court Bar Association. President Obama swore to grant a Presidential pardon unless Congress dropped criminal charges against Mr. Holder. The resignation became the brokered outcome.
Earlier that afternoon, Minority Leader Ms Pelosi was ejected from the floor of the US Congress for wearing a Chinese coolie hat and a cook’s apron while she ranted about discrimination against oriental Americans by local police and anti-terrorist employees that are derelict in their duty to protect and serve. She also filed a protest at the sergeant of arms who forcefully led her out of the chamber, claiming he pinched her buttocks.
This entire affair started with an altercation at a mobile lunch wagon and catering service known as “Wonton Louie.” It seems that Louie was catering oriental food to the Congressional Committee pondering Eric Holder’s fate when a drive-by shooter opened up on his truck with a US Army assault weapon.
Egg rolls cruised downhill to nowhere. Chinese noodles and soy sauce were everywhere. The shooter’s car slid on the noodles and rammed a Brinks armored car with armed Brinks employees inside. They apprehended the shooter and driver. They also detained and cautiously disarmed Wonton Louie wielding a Swedish World War-II imitation samurai sword with intent to kill the shooters. Later inspection of the gun showed that it was a “Fast and Furious” weapon using regulation Army ammunition. The shooter insisted the weapon was not his because he could not own a gun as a convicted felon. He also claimed that the Brinks guards unlawfully detained him because of his race. He also insisted on being patted down by a woman because he was gay.
Mr. Sharpton insisted on engaging the ACLU to sue Brinks for the unlawful detainer and racial harassment. Al Gore arranged for the city sanitation department to clean up the mess and bill Wonton Louie for the cleanup cost. Wonton Louie also was ticketed for parking a disabled vehicle in a loading zone.
Later that evening, Mr. Holder categorically denied everything claiming it all was an April fool joke. Ms. Pelosi and Mr. Gore agreed with that assessment.