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The Dog Pile Papers: The Dog & Cat Vote, 2012

The Dog Pile Papers: The Dog & Cat Vote, 2012

By J.D. Erickson

Liberal Non-Profit Group Sending Out Pre-Filled Voter Registration Cards To Dogs, Dead People, Non-Citizens…

Olympia, Wash. (AP) --The voter registration form arrived in the mail last month with some key information already filled in: Rosie Charlston’s name was complete, as was her Seattle address. Problem is, Rosie was a black lab who died in 1998. A group called the Voter Participation Center has touted the distribution of some 5 million registration forms in recent weeks, targeting Democratic-leaning voting blocs such as unmarried women, blacks, Latinos and young adults. But residents and election administrators around the country also have reported a series of bizarre and questionable mailings addressed to animals, dead people, non-citizens and…

DB: Now this is something we can get our teeth into.

Jacey: Move your paw. I read faster than you.

Dakota: Pets can vote? Since when?

Jacey: Aw, nuts! Apparently it’s just Democrat pets that get to vote.

DB: I thought Democrats were all about being fair.

Dakota: Move your paw, DB.

Jer: What are you chewing, Jacey?

Jacey: Sorry, I got excited. I think it was a liberal opinion piece on Bernanke.

Jer: Spit it out. Reading the article on pets voting, are we? Don’t get your hopes up. You’re all legal, Republican, and alive.

Dakota: This talks about dead pets, dead people, too. It’s like, zombie Democrats.

DB: Heh, heh. Next zombie movie should have zombies carrying suitcases full of votes. Like, you know, why would zombies need a suitcase? They could be standing in line at a polling place, like in Minnesota, and…

Jacey: Even a dead Democrat dog should know better than to vote for a dog-eater.

Dakota: Is the voting age in dog years or people years?

Later that night.

Dakota: Jer, am I smart enough to vote?

Jer: Tell me, where does dog food come from?

Dakota: A capitalist economic system, right?

Jer: Where’s the capital of South Dakota?

Dakota: Is that with an “a” or an “o”?

Jer: I’ll sign you up tomorrow.

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Comment by Caroline Frost on July 22, 2012 at 2:34am: Since my German Shepherd is a Service Dog, he works with no pay, I guarantee he's a Conservative. He'd be afraid to vote any other way. He listens to me rant, when I see or hear Obango's voice and watches me push the mute button.

Comment by Lu B. Pierce on July 21, 2012 at 3:15pm: Simple! Photo ID!

Comment by Robert Varner on July 20, 2012 at 4:30pm: And they wonder why we need photo ID as proof of identity to vote.

Comment by Phil McConathy on July 20, 2012 at 3:30pm: Voter fraud is a huge problem and the Democrats don't want it to be stopped. Their continued success depends on it continuing and we must stop it NOW! The best way is to get rid of Obama and ALL socialist leaning Congresspersons.

Comment by Gloria Wedemeyer on July 20, 2012 at 3:20pm: And they keep saying we don't have a problem with voter fraud. Just like the guy who walked in and claimed to be Eric Holder and said he forgot his ID in the car and the guy behind the table, said oh that isn't necessary. Well if he did not say that he wanted to go out and get his id, he could have voted and then been charged with voter fraud. However, what do they ever do to people that actually commit voter fraud. Having the Photo ID at the poll would eeliminate most of the problems, if not all, that we have today.

Comment by Barbara J. Greives on July 20, 2012 at 1:39pm: How about my two horses? I know my cats will vote Republican, but I am not too sure about my two dogs and two horses. Wonder what my neighbors will think if I am standing out in the field preaching the conservative way! But, seriously, the illegal vote was how we got our illustrious governor..We had actual illegals saying they were illegal on TV, yet they were going door to door to get their friends and neighbors (illegals also as bragged by themselves) th

Comment by Greg Parsons on July 20, 2012 at 11:48am: Please provide a link to the source please.

Comment by DENNIS YOUNG on July 20, 2012 at 9:59am: ALL YOUR DEAD PETS AND PARENTS CAN VOTE,,, IF THEY ARE DEMOCRAT AND VOTE FOR OBAMA... ALL OTHERS WILL BE SCRUTINIZED BY OBAMA KOOLAID DRINKERS!! WE ARE SO SCREWED ON THIS ELECTION,,,, ....... ALL YOU DEMOCRATS OUT THERE.... TAKE ALL YOUR ILLEGAL BALLOTS AND .... REMEMBER THE NEW DEMOCRAT MANTRA.... VOTE EARLY, AND VOTE OFTEN !!!

Comment by Johnny Morse on July 20, 2012 at 9:51am: I was talking to my cat "Rusty" yesterday. I reminded her that she had it pretty good. We feed her twice daily, let her in the house when she wants & out when she wants. When she's in, she has a clean litter box that someone else maintains. She agreed that all in all, she wants for nothing, receives affection when it suits her and generally has an excellent life and is well aware nothing is required from her. Then I had a frightening thought. I said to her, "Rusty, I'll bet you are a Democrat." She said, "You bet, aren't you glad I can't vote?"

Comment by Richard Card on July 20, 2012 at 9:35am: Can my dead pets vote too? They were all Frederick Douglas Republicans and one was even a business owner.